EZOAC.

This is what happens when you let Scherzo get a hold of the dedications which are supposed to be in the yearbooks! Muahahhaa

Cry havoc, and let loose the hounds of insanity:

To our deer sea-niors,
Who have hell-ped to shape our JC lives
Whose influences
And added yays, boohoos, and hahas!

The Orientation Hike, Atlantis, Bike hike, and most importantly YLTC are all significant parts of our lives and memories, and it all subtly molded us into stronger, better selves. Getting down on the floor, repaying counts, sweaty bodies intermixed with fatigue and passion, grinding it through night and day. You have awaken the tempestrous desires and elemental fires for OAC within us! Rawr!

Your hard work, care and concern for us are evident in the most profound yet subtle ways. We were touched (but not in that way) by all the sacrifices you’ve made for us, and the scent of the aloe vera lotion that sends our sunburnt limbs into orgasmic spasm, and your words of support, will always remain in our hearts. These, we will preserve in our memories, and will pass them on to the future batches of Hwa Chong OAC like the sun and the moon!

Be disappointed, you will not! Now that its time for preparations for the A’ levels, we want to wish you all from the bottom of our hearts the best of luck. Jiayou, mug with bestial animalistic vigour, and take good care of yourselves during this period of time. OAC rocks like how rock climbing rocks and will continue to do so until the World gets obliterated by a rogue comet, which would actually be more unlikely than striking 4D, so I suggest that all of you go buy 4D and may our legacy live on!

Love from,
32nd OAC

{2:10 PM}